WATCH THE ROAD!!

I have seen people doing all sorts of things whilst driving in these here parts. i thought i would write a list for my fellow readers:

i will ease you in with the usuals and work my way up to the downright insane...

!. talking on the phone

2. texting

3.smoking and drinking at the same time

4. eating and drinking at the same time

this is where it starts to get interesting

5. watching television

6. playing a P.S.P  ( hand held video game)

7. reading a newspaper ...broadsheet, i might add !!!

8.texting while riding a motorbike

9. full on fist fight with front seat passenger

i have never written into a paper in my life but it was seeing a man reading a newspaper while driving on the umm suquiem road today that tipped me over the edge. He was swerving between the hard shoulder and the inside lane without a care in the world. He pulled up beside me at the lights and to my relief he put down the paper, only to replace it with his mobile phone and a piece of paper and proceeded to type in a number.

we need to have more plain clothed police officers out there. these fools should be charged with reckless driving, be banned  and fined heavily.