WIN tickets to Al Murray’s ‘The Only Way Is Epic’ show in Dubai
Meet Al? You must be joking...
A man goes to the vet about his dog’s fleas. The vet says: “I’m sorry, I’ll have to put this dog down.” The distraught man asks why. The vet says: “He’s far too heavy.”
Before you ask, that was supposed to be a joke - Insider’s favourite of all time.
While the Insider editor will still be giggling about this one as you read it, the rest of the team are doubtful it will even raise a smile.
But if you think you have the skills to tickle the public you’ll love this competition.
To celebrate Al Murray’s ‘The Only Way Is Epic’ shows in Dubai on September 11 and 12, Insider has teamed up with the funnyman for a comedy competition.
All you need to do is submit your favourite joke and each week we’ll pick and publish the one which made our team laugh the most. Al will then choose his own personal favourite and the overall winner plus their pal will get the chance to meet the joker himself at his September 11 gig.
To submit your joke, simply email firstname.lastname@example.org
Don’t forget tickets for Al Murray’s show are now available at www.doneevents.com